i will try to be brief. flash back to thursday evening at about 5pm. i come home from work, i walk into my closet, and right there at the threshold, my sock gets wet. why the fuck is my carpet wet?? i look up at the ceiling...nope, not coming from there. i look at my dog. did you piss in my house?? of course not...that's not like him...but of course i had to give it the smell test first to be sure. i basically blew it off as some sort of anomaly since it wasn't all that big of an area and it wasn't even all that soaked. ahead to friday afternoon...i come home from work, head to the closet, and this time my carpet is SOAKED. like its making a sloshing sound with every step. so i report this to my apartment office and basically spend the entire weekend at my girlfriend's as i don't even want to deal with that bullshit. so on monday i see that i have the fan in my room to dry the carpet, my furniture is moved, and the fuckers from my apartment basically took everything out of my closet and tossed it around my room as best i can tell. later in the day some dude comes around and replaces the carpet pad and touches nothing else. don't sweat it bro, i'll move the dresser and shit back for you...dickhead. on top of all this, somewhere in the middle of this story, i appear to have "misplaced" my wallet somewhere for the first time in my damn near 29 years. i went to the whole foods near my gf's at about 7pm on sunday, paid for the groceries, and i haven't seen it since. i didn't realize it was missing until i went to buy gas yesterday at lunch. at the time i just assumed it was at my gf's and that i would recover it that night. no such luck. as of this morning i have torn my apartment apart, torn my truck apart, and called whole foods...but nothing. this morning i also checked all of my accounts to see if anything had been charged, but it hadn't. this leads me to believe that the wallet is not "lost," but rather "misplaced." next on my agenda?? go tear apart my gf's apartment and my gf's car. please feel free to email me if you would like to make a cash donation to "the dorsey fund." thank you.
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